Weekend Shorts: Comics in Space and also Ghosts

We’ve got a space spoof, a space western spoof, and an incredibly sarcastic horror spoof in the lineup today. Clearly I am taking this weekend very seriously. How about you?

Galaxy Quest: The Journey Continues, #3-4, by Erik Burnham and Nacho Arranz
Galaxy Quest #3Galaxy Quest #4So, yeah, after last time I was not exactly in a rush to finish off this series, even though it’s been sitting in my house staring at me for a while now. I just thought, you know, if I don’t read it, it might be good! But I needn’t have worried, as apparently this mini-series should have just been three issues instead of four, kicking out that terrible second one.

In the third issue, we get right down to it, showing up at the alien planet, making some wisecracks about science fiction conventions (not… not like cons, but like, tropes and stuff), and fighting a giant alien monster. Woo fighting alien monsters! It’s all very exciting and also a little super gross. In the fourth issue, our heroes finally make it to the thing they’re supposed to destroy and, spoilers, destroy the heck out of it. But with style! Lots of style, and wisecracks. Style, wisecracks, and potentially terrible mistakes. And then there’s a not-quite-cliffhanger at the end to pave the way for future issues.

I have to say, except for that terrible second issue, this was really super delightful. I love Galaxy Quest and many of the things it spoofs, and if you do, too, there’s no way to go wrong with this. But I’m thinking if another mini-run shows up at the comic store, I might hold off until the trade shows up. Those filler issues are rough!

Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars, #2: “The Sad, Sad Song of Widow Johnson, Part Two”, by Ben Acker, Ben Blacker, and J. Bone
Sparks Nevada #2Let’s be real, I love Sparks Nevada (and Sparks Nevada) and this issue could have been just him saying “I’m…. from earth” in every panel and I would be stupidly amused. But this was even better than that!

We pick up with Sparks’s party turned to glass and the bad guys chasing after him and Croach while also striving to be respectful of Mars’s culture and natural features. So considerate! There’s bad guy infighting, careful onus calculation, a trip through the never-before-mentioned (or possibly I wasn’t paying attention) Martian underground cities, trampolines, and some weird Martian planet thing that is, according to Sparks, sogross. Poor, poor Sparks.

Beyond Belief, #1: “The Donna Party”, by Ben Acker, Ben Blacker, and Phil Hester
Beyond Belief #1Woo! It’s finally time to send the little ones to dreamland and see what those lovely Doyles actually look like! Unsurprisingly, Sadie looks rather like Paget Brewster, but it only now occurs to me how completely incongruous it is that she and Frank, perpetually dressed to the nines and carrying martini glasses, would be fighting ghosts. You’d think Sadie’d at least change into a comfy pair of pants or something.

But, regardless, they take their natty selves where they are needed, and in this issue they are needed at the home of Sadie’s friend Donna, who has moved into a house that is absolutely delightful except for the part where it’s haunted. Frank and Sadie arrive to discover a host of creepy-pants dolls ready to have a never-ending tea party with them, but of course they figure out the root of the problem and send one poor, beleaguered spirit and his slightly crazy spirit wife back to where they belong. Then there’s a little lead in to what might be the next issue, which will be weird if it’s true because the podcast story is mostly self-contained. We shall see…

And, as in the first Sparks Nevada issue, there is an extra issue #0 tacked on to tell the story of how Frank and Sadie met, which I must admit was a little strange and underwhelming. I much prefer their vomit-inducingly adorable current relationship to any other way they might ever have acted, so I’m gonna stick with it.

Weekend Shorts: Sparks Nevada and Galaxy Quest

Spark Nevada: Marshal on Mars, #1: “The Sad, Sad Song of Widow Johnson, Part One” by Ben Acker, Ben Blacker, and J. Bone
Sparks Nevada #1Kids, shine your astro-spurs and don your robot fists! It’s time to finally see Sparks Nevada in action! Squee!

I have mentioned before in this space my love of The Thrilling Adventure Hour and especially “Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars”. It is amazing and wonderful and hilarious, and as soon as I heard that I could get it in comic form I grabbed it from my local shop, where the counter dude was like, “I don’t even know what this is.” Oh, counter dude, you are missing out.

In this issue we get to see Sparks in action way back before the start of the podcast, when it was just him and Mercury riding the plains of the fourth planet together, protecting this time Mr. and Mrs. Johnson and the ever-paranoid Felton on their trip back from one of Mars’s moons. Everything’s going fine until the Martians show up, deposit Croach with the party, and then skedaddle, with only the explanation that some bad guys are on their way. Sparks thinks he’s got everything covered, but of course he ends up needing Croach’s help and we end in the middle of a fight with a rather large gang of outlaws. Thank goodness it’s not the end of Sparks Nevada!

Also in this issue, an issue 0 depicting the event that brought Croach under onus to Sparks, annoying both of them for all time. Squee again!

I love how faithful this book is to the speaking style of the show’s actors. You’d think pauses and stutters and interruptions would be hard to translate but it’s done perfectly. I had the actors’ voices in my head the whole time and it never sounded odd. I’m not sure how it will read to someone who’s never heard the show before, but really you should be listening to the show so it’s a moot point. Also awesome are the illustrations — I love that Sparks is rocking an Eleventh Doctor haircut and that I finally get to find out what Croach looks like! I cannot wait to see how this series plays with the show’s world. I’ll find out next time!

Galaxy Quest: The Journey Continues #2, by Eric Burnham and Nacho Arranz
Galaxy Quest #2Speaking of things I have previously squeed about

I said last time that if all four issues of this mini-series were as awesome as the first, I’d be quite pleased. Sadly, this second issue is almost not at all awesome. Galaxy Quest what are you doing to me?!

We left off last time with a threat to the cast of our favorite space drama, and we pick up right there, with Jason staring down his lizardman double. But instead of instant action, we get this weird conversation between the two of them recapping the first issue (OF FOUR, I might remind you), and then like three punches and then the cast are roped into coming with the lizardman to help him defeat his enemies? Or something? I don’t know. They get a fancy spaceship and they leave behind a bunch of lizardmen clones to take their places on Earth, so I’m sure there’s going to be a broken spaceship and some interesting new relationships at the end of all this. Issue #3, you’d better step up your game!

Weekend Shorts: Galaxy Quest and Find

Galaxy Quest #1, by Erik Burnham and Nacho Arranz
Galaxy Quest #1When I saw this comic on the shelf at my local shop, I maaaay have squeed. Galaxy Quest is the best, you guys. It’s such a perfect sendup of the Star Trek genre while also being a part of that genre, and it holds up even fifteen years later (crap, I’m old) as a pretty awesome movie on its own. I love it so much that I didn’t even open the book, I just bought it and put the rest of the series on my pull list immediately.

And so far, I totally made the right decision. The writing is spot-on to the style of the movie and the art is super pretty, although the characters are drawn juuuust different enough from their models that I’m like, wait, is that Tim Allen or Alan Rickman? Which is weird. But anyway. The story begins with the movie’s climax, wherein (15-year-old spoiler alert!) Tim Allen uses the Omega 13 to go back in time 13 seconds and save Sigourney Weaver. Buuuut it turns out that that 13-second rewind was not at all localized, and that it caused a rebel group which had just defeated its overlords to instead lose that battle and their leader. All parties involved had a sense of déja vu, and the rebels soon deduce that there must be someone who reset the timeline, and they’re gonna go kill him.

I am so excited for this but also disappointed that it’s only going to be four issues long. But if they’re all like this one, they’ll be four super awesome issues and I am totally okay with that.

Find #1, by Sam Read and Alex Cormack
FindThis book I was also really excited to pick up off the shelf, largely because the cover is so shiiiiiny. I gave it a cursory flip-through and the art looked real nice as well, and even better, the sales guy said it was a one-off. A comic I don’t have to read for a million years? Sold!

Sadly, it was not a winner for me. It started off pretty good — kid has a lame home life, loves comics, wanders off one evening and discovers an alien! A real live alien who is not unlike the kid’s favorite superhero, Captain Splendid! But now we’re already halfway through the story, and what’s left? A quick superflight, some amateur heroics, and the disappearance of the alien, who returns at the end of the kid’s long life to find out that the kid made good and went to space and is appreciative of his brief alien friendship.

It’s a cute story, and perhaps if you’re a person who has read comics all your life and has a similar nostalgia and appreciation for the ones you read as a kid, you will find more to identify with in this story than I did. But I kiiind of want my money back.

What stories are you reading this week that I should spend my money on?